When You Thought It Was Quiet: December 2011

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie (For Obvious Reasons)

Dear Santa,

You're a dude, so I know I don't need to explain much about this request. The ridiculously sexy Victoria's Secret angel, Candice Swanepoel, in her natural environment, meaning, sexy lingerie. For me this would be a combo Gameboy and G.I. Joe Sgt. Savage action figure Christmas presents asked for, but never delivered in the past. Bring me Candice Swanepoel in lingerie, Santa, and we wipe the slate clean!

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie

more less

Kate Upton Lingerie Pictures Are Literally Eye-Popping

We may just have introduced Kate Upton this past month in her jaw-dropping bikini performance in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, but I feel like I've been lusting after her my whole life. This tall blonde model with hips that just shout out -- well, let them speak to us each in different ways -- stands on the precipice of the grand canyon of hotness in ways one can barely conceive at this time even in their sharpest dirty daydreams. This Jenna Leigh lingerie photoshoot shows the sextastic talents of this ridiculously hot up and comer, and this is just the beginning. Hold on tight for the Kate Upton ride, the road ahead is curvy. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Lingerie

more less

Avril Lavigne Purple Bikini Pictures For the Continued Epic Body Flashing Riviera Vacation

Avril Lavigne really has extended her French Riviera bikini vacation into the realm of the 'thank you very much', with yet another romp aboard the S.S. Hottie, this time, in a lovely shade of violet, to flash her petite but sextastically tight bikini body for the benefit of oglers with telescopic lenses everywhere. While I can't actually peel my eyes from shots of this little Cannuckian diva's frontside, I must admit, my very favorite view may be the visual of her Mediterranean-doused bottomside -- oh, to be a body of water allowed to lap thy waves upon such earthly delights. Say what you will about this sk8ter girl, she vacations well. Enjoy.

Avril Lavigne Purple Bikini

more less

Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Drop the Sexy Bomb on South Beach

Look, they don't just pass out 'Ring Girl of the Year' awards to just any 'body'. Arianny Celeste earned her accolades the old fashioned way -- by looking ridiculously hot in a bikini. The UFC Octagon girl nonpareil took to the south beaches of Miami in a gold-adorned bikini to complement her gold-medal asstastic and a sexy sultry Latina body that seems to have been shaped in a factory called perfection. That thumping sound you hear is not a tap-out. Enjoy.