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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie (For Obvious Reasons)

Dear Santa,

You're a dude, so I know I don't need to explain much about this request. The ridiculously sexy Victoria's Secret angel, Candice Swanepoel, in her natural environment, meaning, sexy lingerie. For me this would be a combo Gameboy and G.I. Joe Sgt. Savage action figure Christmas presents asked for, but never delivered in the past. Bring me Candice Swanepoel in lingerie, Santa, and we wipe the slate clean!